Daddy Rants: A Battle of Wit and Wordplay

I have, on occasion, use this forum to delineate my thoughts on common behaviors that I encounter in my everyday life.  While for the most part, I am an active participant in the lives of my family and close friends, I have always enjoyed people watching.  I try to mitigate my judgmental tendencies with self-deprecating humor.  It is only thanks to my many foibles that I am able to identify those I see around me.

Today's subject is particularly near and dear to my heart.  It is a pastime with a long and storied history and it fits particularly well with the technology of today.  It has many aficionados and I count myself among their number.  The difference is that I at least recognize it for what it is and list it among my guilty pleasures.

I am speaking, of course, about heated debate of a political or controversial nature.

My family, particularly on my father's side, is the reason that I enjoy passionate conversation.  As my wife will tell you, getting us all together is an experiment in multi-target hearing and would be the subject of serial nightmares for any court stenographer.  It could also be compared to standing in a room full of agitated ducks.

Facebook in particular has molded itself well to the ideal format for an argument.  The ability for anybody to write out comments in reaction and counter-reaction to somebody's statement fulfills everything an accomplished arguer could ask for.  You can review and research your opinion as you are creating it, and your opponent's statement is conveniently written out for you to pick apart point by point.

See, the point of debate, especially online, is not to sway the opinion of your opponent or audience.  The point is to flex your intellectual muscle and show off those syntactic skills.  When engaged in a good debate I am so consumed with finding more compelling and eloquent ways to defend my mindset that my audience is rendered inconsequential and my opponent exists only to postulate more philosophical clay pigeons for the double-barreled shotgun of my logic.

It is very similar to blogging.

It is also very similar to masturbation.

Though there are many many more similes to be drawn between using Facebook for passionate debate and the act of self-pleasure I will abandon this line of thought. After all, my mother sometimes reads this blog.

Here are a few reason why Facebook is the perfect forum for matching wits against the masses:

1. The 'like' button is available on everything.  This allows instant feedback on the brilliance (or lack therof) contained in an argument.  For an audience member, it is the equivalent of murmuring general approval.

2. The ability to see individual threads of specific argument is far superior to the # tagging that Twitter employs

3. The ability to see and measure the quality of conversation simply by the number of comments it generates.  I have never seen a post that earned more than twenty comments without being overcome with curiosity and seeing what all the fuss was about.

4. The notification feature allows you to immediately know when somebody has responded, either in agreement or in their continued ignorance.

Regardless of its inherent selfishness and the narcissism it implies, I enjoy both blogging and engaging in online debates.  And while I appreciate each and every one of my readers (especially those of you who 'like' my Facebook page) I know that even if there was nobody out there reading this I would still have to write it, for I have tasted the sweet nectar of sermonizing, and God help me I like it.

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Tonight, On a Very Special Raconteur Daddy

Even though I make my residence in Nebraska, I will always call South Dakota my home.  I still follow South Dakota politics, neither because of my attachment to the state nor due to any great love of politics, but because most of my friends on Facebook still live there and a few are politically active one way or the other.  It was one of those friends that turned me on to a story that touches on a hot-button issue.

There was an editorial written by a local newspaper calling out legislators who are spending their time preparing legislation as a form of political posturing rather then work to enact policy that addresses the issues facing the state.  The letter goes on to state that other legislation, which would require Dept. of Social Service workers to administer drug screenings to welfare recipients, is an unrealistic plan and a waste of legislative time as it is currently written.

This sparked significant debate on my Facebook wall when I linked the story. The debate started with one person asking why I thought drug testing for welfare recipients was a bad idea, and it went on from there.

Here is my take on the subject.  If the government-sponsored aid in question were being used to provide only for an individual, I would support testing that individual for illegal drug use.  However, it is far more likely that the aid is being used to support a family, not just an individual, and that the children in that family are innocent victims of the poor choices and addictions of their elders.

It is these innocent victims who will be forced to suffer when government passes a zero-tolerance "no aid for addicts" law.  Nobody wants to see the government pay to support illegal drug addiction, or any kind of addiction for that matter.  But when you remove the support for addicts, you are removing the support for their families as well.

Most people will respond to this by arguing that any children living in the home ought to be removed in the event their adult provider fails a drug screening.  There is validity in this argument.  After all, a person who cannot pass a drug screening is hardly the ideal parent, and their addiction is likely damaging the well-being of the children.  It is also likely that the addiction is the cause of most of the hardship that caused them to apply for government aid in the first place.  This solution causes a new batch of complications.  The first complication that comes to my mind is that I don't feel like a single failed drug screening should be grounds for the children to be taken from the home.  The process for removing children from the home requires substantial evidence that the parent is unfit, and I don't know that a single failed drug screening should qualify.  If that was the case, then shouldn't we be removing the children from the household for anybody who fails a drug screening, such as those required for work?  To do otherwise seems to be singling out citizens who are already suffering financial hardship.  The idea of a government taking custody of the children based on the results of one drug screening smacks of Gestapo.

The second problem I see is easier to communicate.  There will be parents who simply do not attempt to receive government aid simply because they are too entrenched in their addiction, but do not want to face the prospect of losing their children.  These children will be left without support to suffer until they are removed from the home for some other reason.

It is very easy for politicians today to make the demand that government aid not be used for illegal drugs.  It's hard to argue with that, nobody wants to feel like their tax dollars are supporting a dangerous and illegal addiction.  But with so much support offered so readily, these consequences and several others are overlooked.  The reality of the situation is that most government aid is given in a method that cannot be used to directly purchase drugs.  More likely, the aid is used to cover expenses, such as groceries and utilities, thus freeing up resources that can be spent feeding their addiction. 


So what is the solution?  


I don't know.  I don't claim to know.  But if I can come up with these dangerous pitfalls just off the top of my head, it seems that a zero-tolerance edict is not the way to go.  I would recommend looking at the entire situation, solving the problems in reverse order.  For example:  We want to end government sponsored addiction, so first we need to make sure that the innocent dependents of the addicts are supported.  So before we can do that we need to make sure the programs are in place and funded to cover their increased workload.  Otherwise the children will suffer while lawmakers scurry to fix the problem they created.  Simply put, we need to make sure the safety nets are up before we go pushing people out on the tightrope, rather than installing them after somebody starts falling.


If you've made it this far I would first like to thank you.  Your dedication to listening to my rant is nothing short of remarkable.  I still plan to keep this blog fairly light reading, liberally seasoned with humor.  Remember how, before the era of the "dramady", a sitcom would occasionally warn you that tonight's episode would be free of humor by calling it "a very special" so-and-so?  Well, I suppose this was "a very special" Raconteur Daddy, and I would love to hear your thoughts on the subject.  I promise that the next post will be more fun.  Maybe I'll throw a fart joke in there.